What is fantasy football?

OK, sometimes I feel like I'm in a Twilight Zones episode. Today at work some of the younger guys were talking about Jason Taylor at the watercooler, so I made my way over. Then they start talking about drafting him - uh, what? Guys, Jason Taylor is a 12-year vet! I said this and they just started laughing at me. "It's fantasy football, Pete" they said. Fantasy football? Every football fantasy I ever had came true when Jason "Taylor Made" Taylor came to the 'Skins. They tried to explain it to me but they might as well have been speaking Chinese. I just don't get it. What is fantasy football and what's the point?

When the cat is out the mice will come out to play

The boss is out today so you know what that means - no workie for Pistol Pete today!

Oh yeah this is living. Just spending some time on Redskins Gab. I forgot all about the Hall of Fame game coming up. Too bad Peyton is not playing. I would love to see my boy Jason Taylor crush that pretty boy. Wed see how many commercials he would get after that!

Had a good weekend. Deb and I drove down to Harpers Ferry in West Virginia. Sometime's its just nice to get away, ya know? We had a couple of nice meals and just got to relax. Which was nice. Deb seemed to enjoy herself. So that was good too.

Nooooo!!!

I went into the internet today at work, and what do I find when I click over to my favorite web sight? THIS: Several Redskins Injured » Redskins Gab

Why?! Is Jason Taylor cursed? (I don't think I need to remind you how many wins the Dolphins won last season!) I don't know. I'm still excited about this season but I just don't know now.

OH YEAH! Here are some pictures of Jason Taylor - newest member of THE Washington Redskins. He changed his number to 55. I heard on the radio it was because he said his old number was from his old team and he wanted to start a new chapter with the Redskins. That meant he wanted to change his number as well. So let's hope Deb gets me a new number 55 jersey for my birthday.

Jason Taylor

Oh yeah! A guy could get used to this!

Deb's Folks

Deb's been on my ass lately. What, now a guy cant even watch the game in piece? She doesn't get that that's what the offseason is for! This is why I sound like an idiot when I call into The Locker Room with Doc and Kevin! So, we've been a bit on the rocks lately, so imagine my reaction when I heard her folks were intown. 

Here's all you need to know about Marcy and Lewis Redmond - they're Cowboys fans! Plus Marcy's doctor made her "go easy on the red meat", so now I gotta eat crap for two weeks. Just great.

But it's all ok. I don't care if Deb's riding my balls all day long about raking the stupid leaves, because your Washington Redskins just signed a someone who's "Taylor Made" for D.C sports. That's right, the one and only, pro-bowl defensive end, Jason Taylor will be wearing the red and gold and I couldn't be happyer. I think this is our year!

-Pete